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Wednesday October 08, 2003 at  3:15 PM

Ode to the Recall

We’re California and we’re pissed.

What the hell happened? What happened to all the jobs and the great schools and the beautiful freeways and the booming economy? I mean what happened to all that great stuff? To our great state? What the hell happened?

I know it’s Davis’ fault. It’s gotta be. I knew he was trouble when he couldn’t even keep the electricity going. I mean what happened up there in Sacramento? It’s just electricity for God’s sake. How hard can it be? Even those poor Iraqi bastards managed to keep it running until it all got blown up and looted and stuff.

Now he says it’s because of Enron. Yeah right. That’s just like him to try and blame it on somebody else. All I know is that somebody somewhere signed some stupid contracts and I’m the one that got screwed. Screwed big time. I mean do you see my freakin’ bills? It was like $400 a month just to keep the air conditioning running. Enron Schmenron. I got screwed.

And besides, he’s a creep. I mean how the hell did he ever get elected? Who are the 4 million idiots that voted for him? Must be all those hippies and tree-huggers up in San Francisco. Yeah, those folks are just the type that would vote for a guy like Davis. Them and all those Hollywood types down in Los Angeles. They’d probably like him too. He’s just like them. That perfect hair and stupid smile. Like a used-car salesman without charisma. I mean how the hell did anybody ever think he could actually run this state. Look at the place would ya?. We’re the fifth biggest economy in the world — in the WORLD. We’re like bigger than France and even the French manage to keep their lights on and their economy out of the shitter. I mean how hard can it be if the French can do it?

Thank God Issa came along. Without him we’d still be in this mess. Can you imagine? Another three years of Davis. God knows what else he’d manage to screw up. Thank God for Issa though. Without his vision we’d never even had this recall. What vision. What a patriot. I mean there’s a guy who understands democracy. Not that I was going to vote for him. I mean he is one of them and everybody knows you can’t trust ‘em. Not any of them. Those freakin’ politicians. I hate those guys.

But whatever, thank God for his money. His money and his vision. Well, his money, his vision, and his balls. I mean it took real balls to hire all those folks to gather signatures. I was so freakin’ happy to sign that petition.I almost can’t wait to do it again. It’s awesome. Real power. Real democracy you know.

I mean if the politicians can’t fix the economy what good are they? I say if they can’t do the job we just fire ‘em and move on to the next guy. That’s the way it it is at work and that’s the way it ought to work up there in Sacramento. If they can’t do the job we just yank the bastards out of office and replace ‘em with somebody who can. I mean that’s democracy ain’t it? We all get to vote on stuff. That’s what it’s all about right? I mean gettin’ to vote on stuff.

And Schwarzenegger. Thank God for Schwarzenegger. All those other candidates were so stupid. Just plain idiots or has-been actors or liberal freaks who want us to live in trees and eat bark and stop driving our trucks and start worrying about global warming and stupid stuff like that.

But not Schwarzenegger. He’s awesome. I mean he KICKS ASS. Did you see Terminator? I loved that! He just went in there and KICKED ASS. That’s what we need up in Sacramento. We need somebody to go in there and KICK ASS. Get those politicians in line. Show ‘em who’s boss. Make ‘em fix this budget thing and get the economy going again so we can all get back to work. That’s what it’s all about ain’t it? The economy and the jobs and just going in there and KICKING ASS.

And who cares about all that groping? I mean the guy’s a movie star okay? Those guys get to do that sort of stuff all the time. That’s just how it is. And who really cares anyway? It all happened a long time ago and it was just messing around, playtime sort of stuff you know. I mean its not like he diddled an intern or any sick crap like that.

And don’t forget about the freaking car tax. I hate that damn car tax. What a stupid idea. Arnold’ll fix that. He’s going to go in there kick some ass and get rid of that damn car tax. And fix the budget too. That’s right he’s going to go to Sacramento kick some ass, get rid of the car tax, fix the budget, fix the schools, fix the highways, and get us all back to work. He can do it too. I’ve seen him in the movies and he just kicks ass and that’s what those stupid politicians need. They just need somebody to come up there and kick some ass.

For God’s sake we’re the biggest state in the country. The fifth biggest economy in the world. We’re California dammit and we’re pissed.

Comments

Mr. Baxley, your article adequately communicates the absurdity of the recall, and its tone successfully conveys disdain for the simpletons who supported it. Nice job.

I’ll venture to say that those who have a problem with the recall have a problem with the actual existence of a recall process and not so much with throwing this particular governor out of office. After all, it’s pretty clear that Davis pissed away a lot of taxpayer money by not acting on the energy and budget crises until they became crises. Seriously, can you blame people for coming to the conclusion that he is a man bereft of fiscal discipline and genuine concern for the people of California? His responses to the crises, I think, warranted an examination of his fitness as a public official and justified the eventual momentum to recall him.

I concede that Davis wasn’t charged with corruption and that this perhaps clouded the rightness of the recall. However, there's no disputing the fact that voters simply took advantage of a legal and constitutionally sanctioned mechanism to dispose of their governor. Don’t like it? Then criticize not the people exercising their constitutional right but rather the stewards of that constitution, the legislature. Work to change not peoples’ minds about the morality of the recall but rather the statute in the constitution that allowed those minds to recall Davis. Or keep complaining about it, but recognize that you don’t have much choice but to live with it.

Kind of a raw deal, which, by the way, is the name of one of Schwarzenegger’s movies.

You're dead on that my frustration has as much to do the recall "process" as it does with the outcome of the recall itself. Like virtually everyone else in the state, I'm not a big fan of Davis. Neither do I think however that he's solely to blame for the current situation. He was duly elected and it was neither prudent nor appropriate to use a recall provision obviously intended for more egregious situations to overturn the result of our last election. The great irony here of course is that the Republicans are at least as likely to be influenced by the result as the Democrats. Surely the support for Arnold compared to the lack of it for Simon or McClintock in someway reflects the fact that the hard-right social position of many Republicans is out of step with voters -- or at least California voters.

We should also be careful NOT to describe this as a "grassroots effort". This recall would have never taken place without the megalomaniacal ambitions of a multi-millionaire who bought his way into Congress and personally funded a cadre of professional signature gatherers parading as concerned citizens. Likewise however, the recall was not a right-wing conspiracy nor a power grab.

To your final point, while it is true that the recall is consistent with the letter of the law, it is also clearly inconsistent with the spirit of that law. And if we choose to base our civic life on the letter rather than their spirit of our laws, we are going to find ourselves living in an even more litigious, chaotic and uncivil society.

It is utterly impossible to infer the “spirit of the law” from the wording of the recall provision in the state constitution; wording to define or even suggest a “spirit of the law” simply doesn’t exist. As such, one could be considered presumptuous to claim to know what the “spirit of the law” is. By extension, one could perhaps be guilty of further presumption by claiming that the recall was inconsistent with the “spirit of the law.”

I understand your reluctance to use the recall in instances where an elected official isn’t guilty of a criminal offense so much as s/he is guilty of being a bumbling idiot. However, the legal system is there to deal with elected officials allegedly engaging in criminal enterprises. Which leaves the recall to be used for everything else, including simple voter dissatisfaction. And if the majority of voters weren’t dissatisfied, Arnie wouldn’t have been elected governor of the fifth largest economy in the world.

Finally, regarding your contention that the recall was primarily due to the megalomaniacal ambitions of a multi-millionaire who bought his way into Congress…well, that describes pretty much every politician, doesn’t it? Money and ambition—and lust for power for its own sake, I’ll add—is what drives every politician. Right or wrong, Issa was simply fighting fire with fire.

You can read the article in question at http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/.const/.article_2

Russ, thanks for the comment -- thoughtful per usual. In particular, thanks for the link to the constitutional text. I have been wanting to read the actual provision but hadn't been successful in finding it.

To your point about the spirit of the law: from a pure philosophical perspective, our entire judicial system rests on the concept of interpreting the spirit of the law. There is no better example than the Bill of Rights, a text simultaneously profound in meaning but devoid of details. Almost without exception, the law lacks the necessary perspicuity to be above interpretation and any time you enter the realm of interpretation you are talking about the spirit versus the letter.

With all that however, you are absolutely correct that Mr. Issa was within his rights to pursue this matter as he did -- although the reports of deception and misconduct do give one pause. To your point however, I would say that my concern is better stated as taking issue with the lack of restraint by Mr. Issa than with the nebulous concept of the spirit of the law.

To expand; civilization depends on the general citizenry voluntarily exercising restraint most of the time. In other words, the system depends on us giving it the benefit of the doubt and trying to do what is right, whether it is or isn't the maximum allowed by law. Without voluntary restraint society would quickly turn into some large-scale version of "Lord of the Flys". In other words, laws don't exist to constrain the population so much as they exist to generally codify what we as a population believe should be the standards of conduct.

To digress for a moment: the concept of restraint is at the heart of what's so shocking about the Republicans and how they are currently conducting themselves. In the memorable past, those in power have always acted with a certain restraint even though they always had the option of exercising the full extent of their power. Now however, the concept of restraint has gone out the window as this administration pursues a unilateral, ideological agenda with no regard for the normal give and take of governance. Whether they're invading and occupying sovereign nations, corrupting the civil rights of Americans, redistricting whole states to ensure future elections, or turning their back on public opinion, e.g. their action on snowmobiles in Yellowstone, this government has taken us into a new era. To paraphrase Molly Ivins, these guys don't want to govern, they want to rule.

But finally, back to the Arnold issue. I'm starting to reconsider my position -- nothing like bald reality to make one reevaluate -- and beginning to believe that what Issa ultimately did was simply to let the genie out of the bottle. Given time, we'll see that Arnold's election turned out to be more an indictment of the Republican right -- those that would never have let him win a primary -- than it was a blow to the Democratic majority.

One last thing, I'm a bit disappointed to hear so much cynicism in your final paragraph. Even I, with enough cynicism for an entire political party still believe that there are a handful of politicians who are in public service because they truly want to serve the public -- unfortunately rare to be sure, but not yet utterly extinct.

I agree that we have entered a new era with this administration. I think it remains to be seen, however, whether the actions of this administration will ultimately benefit the country by enhancing its defense or prove a serious blow to the concept of democracy. Liberals are quick to cry foul and claim with absolute certainty that Republican policies and actions are threatening the foundation of the country. But I simply don’t think the sky is falling, as liberals would love the populace to believe. Nor do I think the constitution is in jeopardy. And the Republican actions you refer to that aren’t tied to national security—the redistricting, for example—are merely run-of-the-mill political maneuvers that occur on a regular basis. They’re simply getting more attention in the media because if you’re a liberal and you have an agenda, now is the perfect time to link all Republican actions that seem “suspect” to the actions of an administration that, for better or for worse, is currently engaged in the vigorous pursuit of enhancing national security. It’s like crime statistics: Is the actual crime rate really going up, or is it just that crime is being reported more?

Molly Ivins: An intelligent woman for sure. But to suggest that this administration is in a quest for monarchical rule is completely insane. I truly believe that these guys are doing what they truly believe is in the best interest of the country, defense-wise. I think they’re patriots. And you know what? I think Clinton is a patriot. I think he also did what he believed to be in the best interest of the country when he went into Somalia and Bosnia. History may show—or may have already shown—that Bush and Clinton made decisions that ultimately proved bad, but I don’t attribute the intentions of these decisions to be a thirst for the throne; I attribute it to love of country. How's that for lack of cynicism?

Speaking of...okay, yes, I can be cynical. About politicians: If you want to hold an office at a fairly high level (I’m not talking secretary of the PTA here), you have to run for office. And running for office is a bruising enterprise. Candidates sling mud, they bring up things done in the past…they basically slander the hell out of you. And sadly, the electorate usually buys into the lies. Given that, why would any sane human being want to put themselves through it? Most people would say, “To hell with this, I’m outta here. You believe what this guy is saying about me? Then you’re too stupid to deserve me as a public servant.” Yet candidates keep running and keep getting bruised. I can only conclude that what motivates politicians to put themselves through the wringer of a candidacy is something much more than a desire to serve the public...

Russ, as usual some excellent comments and sources for additional thought. Let me start with the point about Molly Ivins as that's the only easy one. I invoked her name not so much because I do or do not agree with her but rather as attribution for the quotation. However, as to whether or not the quote is an accurate reflection of Republican actions leads us back to your first paragraph and the larger question of whether the current administration poses a serious or "gathering" threat to our Constitution.

Unfortunately, such a question comes down to interpretation. I do believe we are living in a very dangerous and delicate time and that belief stems from unique aspects of our historical situation. First, it always dangerous when a single party controls both the Executive, the House, and the Senate. Such a singular hold on federal power allows the party in power to advance their agenda through party discipline without the public and open debate which serves as the hallmark of a functioning democracy. For examples we need look no further than the Justice Department's unwillingness to appoint an independent investigator over the Valerie Plum affair. If the Congress and the Executive were divided you could be certain that the public would have a much richer understanding of that situation, the pre-Sept 11 intelligent gaffes, the Iraq pre-war intelligence situation, the EPA's ongoing actions, and a true accounting for what is happening in Iraq and Afghanistan. There are plenty of other examples but the general point holds: it is dangerous when any single party controls the two activist branches of government.

Second, the era of terrorism is truly the dawning of a different age. We are struggling to live within a culture of fear and threat from an unseen enemy that may or may not be living among us. While the administration has clearly sought to address that threat in a meaningful and effective manner, they have also been willing to repeatedly exploit the emotional climate in order to advance their agenda while the public and the press largely laid-off their normal level of scrutiny. While the press remained virtually cow-towed for the 18 months following Sept. 11th, the public continues to believe the President's distortions and outright lies regarding the connection between Sept. 11 and our actions in Iraq. Again, there are plenty of additional examples but the basic point remains: the fear that pervades our domestic debate provides the President with another opportunity to operate outside the sphere of public debate and Congressional oversight.

Finally, to the point of whether the Republicans are looking to govern are to rule, I believe that we are witnessing a party that is increasingly desperate to hold onto political power because they know they are losing the culture wars. The recent California recall and election of Arnold is a case in point. Arnold could only be elected in California because he was a social moderate and yet it's an accepted fact he would have never won a Republican primary because the extreme elements of the Republican party would have never allowed his views on abortion and gay rights.

In short, the religious right is an increasingly marginalized segment of society but owing to their fervor and electoral discipline they are able to wield a level of political power disproportionate to their numerical power. They are able to do this through their undue influence on the Republican party, chiefly through the persons of John Ashcroft, George Bush, and Bill Frist.

I believe that this segment of society is looking for ways to cement themselves into permanent political power because they know all too well that their religious values and fervor are increasingly unpopular with the democratic majority.

We face a situation where the US citizenry is again divided right down the middle and both the Republicans and Democrats are going to resort to increasingly desperate tactics for any possible advantage. That desperation combined with my earlier points about full control of the federal government and the pervasive culture of fear, yield a situation which is dangerous to our Constitution, our national future, and the future of the world.

 

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